Welcome to Scamstead.com, the internet's number 2 website for doing a scam on the government of Amstead!!!
ARE YOU TIRED of living like an idiot? With a normal job? And a dumb wife? And a couple of shitty kids that touch all your stuff and tell on you when you look at porn? Well, we here at scamstead.com believe that you shouldn't have to suffer through your limited time on this planet in service of someone else, be it your stupid kids or ugly wife or your gross boss. That's why we want to teach you how to ScAm ThE gOvErNmEnT!!!!! Look at these cold, hard, partially erect facts:
- The government sucks
- The government doesn't want you to be happy
- The government takes your money and shoves it into a huge vault and when they go home at night they touch themselves thinking about how they have it and you DO NOT
It's all true! How does that make you feel? Pretty bad, we bet! But wait—come on, stop. Don't go off crying. We're here to make you feel good! We're here to help you take your power back! Check a look at what these scammers had to say after going from ZERO (like you) to HERO (like us):
Good Scams —Mark Markington, Port Haven
in my scam i got end of life benefits for the elderly and i'm only 15!!!! —Hark Parkington, Port Haven
I'm not sure what this website is but i gave it my card number and now it sends me monthly subscription boxes full of dirt?? —Fark Blarkington, Port Haven
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